February 2012
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rebeckster asked: from what i can tell on twitter & tumblr, you are one of the coolest funniest people ever. i get starstruck that you follow me. becky
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January 2012
42 posts
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Breading Cats
OMG you guys @kdn13 just sent me this link omg this might even be better than cats in wigs
check it out:
http://gawker.com/5880885/hot-new-internet-meme-breading-cats
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I’m still riding high from sunday night. I fucking get it now what it means to feel proud of yourself and that feeling you get when you’re doing what you love.
Seriously I had to open the next day at work and be there for 8 hours but I didn’t even give a shit!
I saw some of the video. OMG I hate the sound of my voice.
At one point my friend says while filming, “Tracy...
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FINALLY!
I finally performed stand up comedy for the, technically second time but this was an actual real show.
I wasn’t nervous up until right before I was going to go on. I was mostly afraid of looking inexperienced since I am inexperienced. I didn’t care if no one laughed because that’s going to happen a lot when I first start out and even when I’m doing it 10 years from now.
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Here's a guy ...
laurenashleybishop:
jamesadomian:
Todd Glass: “It’s time that bullies stop bullying and we bully them.”
WTF with Marc Maron - Episode 245 - Todd Glass
This is a watershed moment for comedy. We love you, Todd!
todd glass is an american hero.
I’m listening to this right now. I love it. I love Todd, he’s my favorite comedian.
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I made the woooooorst first impression on my new manager. First, I forgot to turn on my alarm, like I set it to the right time but never turned it on and I woke up when my shift started. Luckily, my assist. manager and supervisor saved me and told her I’m never late (which is true btw). Then this customer complained about me because I wouldn’t return this thing for him but at the same...
lucas921 asked: Holy shit...I'm pretty sure I love you. I know this because I stayed up until 4:52am to read every word on your tumblr and got 4 raging mega-huge boners and 1 semi-hard one from laughing during the process. Thats love right?
Twitter Show
I was recently asked by someone to perform at some twitter stand up show. All I have to do is either read my tweets or tell a twitter related story that’s 3-5 minutes long. You guys have any suggestions as to what tweets I should read or know of a story I should talk about? Thanks!
larisasays asked: My life is pretty terrible right now, too. Big hugs for one of the funniest people on Twitter! That's not a question, is it? Wait, does that question make this a question? Fuck it.
guys I don’t think you get it, I have a shitty relationship with my mom. I can’t just go up and hug her, I can’t. We only hug on holidays/birthday celebrations. I already saw her and we both acted normal like nothing happened. I’m going to write her a letter though. I’m not going to ignore it completely. My sister on the other hand wants to talk to her and wants an...
fuuuuuuuuck fuck fuck
My dad just gave me a letter from my mom and in it she basically talked about how she is dealing with something that has happened in her past right now and apologized for being a bad mother and never being close with me.
Fuuuuuck dude.
What’s my excuse for being a shit kid?
I don’t even know what to say to her when she comes home.
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oldetime asked: How many tweet/nominations do I need to do before I can have a taste of that *delicious* pizza? 5? 5,000,000? Name your demands.
angelicacarol asked: You're awesome! How many times a day do people tell you how freakin' awesome you are? I bet like, a bunch. Thanks for following. You're tweets are hilarious and you, ARE AWESOME.
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People of Tumblr!
I think it would super neat if you go here: http://shortyawards.com/nitTWITStv and nominate nitTWITStv for best web show! I am not even being a little bit biased cause I wrote two of the episodes I’m asking you to do this because I think their videos are hilarious and everyone involved is great. I’ll throw you guys a pizza party if they win ok?
THANKS PLEASE REBLOG THIS OR SOMETHING
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I worked 40 hours last week and I’m doing it again this week. I’m so tired. soooooo tired. Every time I tell someone I’m working 40 hours they have zero reaction. Then I explain to them how much that is and they always tell me, “tracy that’s what normal people work.”
First: RUDE! But despite being true I work a shitty retail job. SHITTY. I am on my feet for all...
My only friend who told me I should get help for my depression doesn’t talk to me anymore and doesn’t want to be my friend. How completely fucked is that?
